Review

The Christian Brothers

by Ron Blair
A Sydney Theatre Company Production

review by Maggie Helass

I could not find anyone who wanted to accompany me to the opening night of Ron Blair's 1975 play The Christian Brothers.
I must confess it took a certain amount of pluck to get myself there - the inner wound of sexual abuse exposed during the past decade in child care institutions affects us all. But this putative classic Australian drama predates the scandals. It poignantly illumines the flawed, fragile, messy nature of authentic vocation. And - to the compassionately inclined - spotlights symptoms in the culture of Catholic education which led to abuse of children.
John Bell's production of The Christian Brothers redefines the comedy of Blair's lines with new pathos. The ubiquitous strap, used for everything from refreshing boys' memory of poetry homework to punishing smart alec remarks, raises few laughs now. Instead the teacher's frustration comes to the fore.
As his 'victim' refuses to get up after a particularly savage strapping the Christian Brother cries: "I'm sick to death of hitting you... There must be some way of educating you". Catholic education in the 50s was a costly, passionate and subversive response to what Thomas Keneally has described as a wealth of prejudice against the Irish or Catholic minority on the grounds of their politics, their manners and their religion. The Christian Brother pleads with his class (the audience) to seize the chance of an education scraped for by parents and for which the Brothers have given their life's work.
"At the State schools after the last bell, the teachers go home to their wives and forget all about you. At the end of the week they think about their pay cheque and at the end of their lives their superannuation. But boys, the Brothers give you all the time in the world. That's why I can't understand why some blokes never come back to see you..."
Peter Carroll first played the 70-minute solo performance as the Christian Brother in its Sydney premiere 28 years ago. He was educated by the Marist Brothers in the 50s and describes the language of the play as complex, exact and startlingly truthful to the rhythms of the classroom.
After the Brisbane premiere a middle-aged man in the audience blurted out: "That took me straight back to Grade 7!" Half a century on, the Christian Brother's agonising about his sense of vocation - "I'm going to teach these kids and bring them up in the knowledge and love of God" - sounds a mite old-fashioned. But the line: "People out there are fighting to believe in something" is keenly topical. There are no cheap shots.
Fun lines depend on their perennial truthfulness: "Chastity's relatively simple if you're busy". Peter Carroll maintains the gravitas even in his most mischievous line: "Things can get pretty rugged in a convent... I'm glad I'm not a nun". The Christian Brother's pedagogy on women sounds quaint, but a nugget of theological wisdom appears at the heart of it. With his lighter he sets fire to a tabloid photo of a woman in bathing costume, confiscated from boys in the playground. But, Carroll assures his 'class' as he dumps the remains in the waste-paper-bin, the woman in the photo is essentially no different from the Blessed Virgin Mary except for her state of undress. Chalk squeals on the giant blackboard as the elderly Brother declines the verb "to undress" in French. But in the end it is he who undresses, stripping off soutane, stock and collar, to plead his case as a man.
To complain that The Christian Brothers lacks credibility because it does not tackle child sexual abuse, is as absurd as complaining (as my excellent socialist English teacher once did) that Jane Austen lacks credibility because she did not address the Napoleonic wars which were changing the balance of power in Europe while she wrote her novels.
One might just as well complain that the six o'clock news had no relevance to the state of the world.

The Christian Brothers, a Sydney Theatre Company production, is playing at the Cremorne Theatre in Brisbane until March 22, followed by a regional tour taking in Caloundra, Toowoomba, country NSW, Victoria and South Australia.